Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

stunningpicture:

They call him Bagel Jesus. He takes the old bagels from work and distributes them to the hungry on the street. GGG right here!

stunningpicture:

They call him Bagel Jesus. He takes the old bagels from work and distributes them to the hungry on the street. GGG right here!

imaslytherinbitch:

what contraceptive pills do:

  • regulate periods
  • prevent the development of ovarian cysts
  • prevent the growth of ovarian cysts if they exist
  • help with period pains and cramps
  • help with ovulation pains
  • clean skin from painful acne
  • oh yeah
  • help you not get fucking pregnant
  • you know
  • nbd

what mitt romney says contraceptive pills do:

  • promote prostitution and turn women into sex-crazed sluts

Yoon Bora

Yoon Bora

stunningpicture:

They call him Bagel Jesus. He takes the old bagels from work and distributes them to the hungry on the street. GGG right here!

stunningpicture:

They call him Bagel Jesus. He takes the old bagels from work and distributes them to the hungry on the street. GGG right here!

dynastylnoire:

Holy crap pornstache is giant

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

sixpenceee:

thebartolonomicron:

sixpenceee:

EVERYDAY THE SAME DREAM is an art game about alienation and refusal of labour. You are a faceless, unnamed man going about his business. The game has alternatives endings. Will you end up going to work and working in a little cubicle like every day, or will you take another route and do something different for once? 

PLAY IT HERE

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OK LEMME TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY THE SAME DREAM.

My history of game design teacher had us play through this game for ten minutes one class, and then played it on the projector.

At first no one seemed to really get it, it just seemed like a daily life simulator with catchy music (the music carries the game beautifully, don’t play it on mute if you can help it).

Then some of the other students began murmuring and questioning the point of the game after a few play throughs.

Yes, there are different ways to end the day, but the game has only one true ending, which is reached after ending the day every way possible.

Don’t judge the game by the minimalist graphics and simple gameplay mechanics. Every Day the Same Dream is a brilliantly crafted and for some a highly therapeutic experience.

Things you do one day can and often will affect the following days, (your wife leaves you, the homeless man vanishes, you lose your job, etc.) Until you’re left with only one final option, which I won’t spoil.

To paraphrase my professor, this game makes you look for a deeper meaning, not just in the game but also in yourself. It takes you to a place within yourself you need to be to understand yourself and how you interact with the real world.
Play it all the way through and see for yourself.

I think everyone needs to hear this

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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